Wow. That's almost all I can say, is "wow". I recorded Hulk Hogan's Micro Championship Wrestling on tru TV (or TruTV, truTV, or something else - that's a weird name for a cable network) last night. I will actually admit to watching the WWE, and of course growing up I thought Hulk Hogan was the man with his roided up promos and shirt ripping madness. But midget wrestling? Never would have thought that I would watch it....that all changed on September 15, 2011.
If you didn't watch the ridiculousness that is the MCW I decided to give you a recap and review. This is a site for guys though, so I decided to do it in pictures...
Hulk Hogan's Micro Championship Wrestling - Episode 1 Review
The show started out on a high note; with several of the midgets getting ready for their first match at a local fraternity house. Go Zeta Tau Alpha, good use of chapter funds!
The action gets started with an Oscar from the Office look-alike midget explaining how he's about to hurt someone, grrr!
As pretty sorority girls look on!
Next comes the fighting - oh wait, that's not midget on midget violence! Those are the midgets attacking the fraternity president after he refuses to pay the full amount! Get him, little people! Or midgets, I'm not sure which one is right - neither is the frat boy.
Now they have to call for some help - Hulk Hogan it is, and he comes to watch the action. This is what he sees: Cookie pan to the head!
Worm to the crotch!
Brian Knobbs doesn't like the bad midget though! And he throws him out of the ring. Midget, meet concussion.
Ok, there's something really not funny about a concussed midget!
Don't worry, he's back to life and now he's upset at people who are looking at him funny. What are you looking at?!? You ain't never seen a midget in a towel?!?
Well, after that display Hulk Hogan decides that they need some new wrestlers. Their first addition? Randy Moss's little brother. (Get it? Little brother?)
Apparently the attractive midget wasn't enough to carry the show.
Uh-oh, it's almost show time. The owner needs his mohawk painted on with mascara! Here comes Demo to save the day. Thanks Demo!
Now that we're all cleaned up, let's do a little partying! But not too much, because then you might pee on something outside. Whoops. Too late! Public midget urination!
Uh-oh! It's time to get busted by the fake police now. Seriously, this guy clearly has "Security" written on his jacket...since when did security guards gain the right to handcuff people...especially midgets!
It's getting close to showtime, time for the Oscar look alike to talk about the show. Thanks Oscar Nunez!
Hulk Hogan is here to pump them up! WHAT YOU GONNA DO, BROTHER? WHEN THE MIDGETS RUN WILD ON YOU!
But wait! There's some drama. The cute midget has to wrestle a new addition to the roster...another girl midget! Knobbs breaks the news...
She "feels this small" right now!
But with the "investors" looking on, the show must go on. Seriously...these "investors" look so real they couldn't possible be paid actors!
On to the action! The investors love it! Midget bodies everywhere!
And the show ends...the midgets have their contracts! Watch out world, the midgets are coming...
...and the pimp hand is strong, baby!
Bro Council rating? 9 out of 10. Bro Council, Approved!