Are you still out searching for that perfect gift for your lady? Do you ever look at her and think "Wow, I just want to smear pepperoni in your hair and eat your face off?" Because that's pretty much what Pizza Hut Perfume says. Yes, it's true, Yum! Brands, the parent company of Pizza Hut, has released a new line of fragrance just in time for the holidays. According to the Globe and Mail, it started as a joke that went too far, when Pizza Hut Canada asked Facebook fans ""Do you love the smell of a box of Pizza Hut pizza being opened?" the post read. "We thought so. If that smell was a perfume, what would it be called?"
They actually turned down some better name suggestions like "Grease Lightning" and "Yeast Seduction" over calling it "Pizza Hut Perfume," and they hired an actual aromachologist to get a smell described as "fresh dough with a bit of spice," so if it was meant to be a joke, they seem to have done a lot of planning.
For the record, here's a list of other things your girlfriend doesn't want her perfume to smell like this Christmas:
1. Eau de Hot Garbage
2. Perfume de Wet Dog
3. Bacon Grease #5
4. Scent of Week-Old Mac & Cheese
[Source - The Globe And Mail]