Man Breaks Into House To Cuddle

Man Breaks Into House To Cuddle

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SANTA ANA, Calif. -- A Southern California man broke into his ex-girlfriend's home and slipped into her bed to cuddle, Orange County sheriff's Lt. Roland Chacon said. Augustin Sanchez was arrested and booked on suspicion of burglary and sexual assault.

Sanchez cut through a screen and pushed open a bedroom window while the woman slept early Sunday in her home in the unincorporated El Modena neighborhood near Orange County, Chacon said. Sanchez crawled into bed to cuddle before attempting to remove her undergarments, investigators said.

The woman notified deputies and Sanchez, who was described as drunk, was still in the home when deputies arrived.


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Oh, and just for the record...Augustin Sanchez is definitely Not Bro Council, Approved.


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