FYI guys... if you're going to leave your girlfriend make sure you cut all ties with her, especially if she's your lawyer, your doctor, or especially your dentist. Marek Olzewski, a 45 year old Polish bachelor, made the mistake last week of scheduling a dental appointment with his ex-girlfriend, dentist Anna Mackowiak. Earlier, Marek had broken up with Anna for a new woman. So Anna did what any crazy, scorned ex would do:
She ripped all his teeth out with a pair of pliers.
According to the Huffington Post, Olsewski could tell something was wrong when he awoke and couldn't feel anything in his mouth anymore. And, according to HLN News & The Daily Mail, the woman he left Mackowiak for? She dumped him because she didn't want a toothless boyfriend.
Bro Council Rule Of Thumb: Don't schedule a dental appointment with your ex. This rule also applies to pretty much any job or interaction with a woman you scorned. Let her be, or you may wind up with no teeth.