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(Editor's Note: Laura has a blog that discusses her journey in becoming a published author that you can check out here. Her husband also plays Todd in our web series - Roommates.)

No my friends, this is not a post about the Tony Award-winning Broadway musical. My spam queue has just gotten so spamily awesome, I had to share it with you again (Warning: Some of these are so good, I had to verify myself that they were, in fact, spam):

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  • Dear goruntulu (I’m sorry I don’t know where the umlaut is on my keyboard), I did write the book in it! Well, I wrote a book in my computer, really. Not in my blog. Um, you almost had me here. Until I realized you were hawking a dating site in… Sweden? But you’re right- I do need a few pics to drive the message home a bit. Here is one:

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  • Thanks Dre Beats! I also think my posts are quite outperforming at this point! And I’m sorry about the world wide web’s arrest just because of my limpidity. I will do my best to quarry on. Sure! Improve on.

What light of day isn’t today?

  • I don’t know, SmaftLaFutets. I just don’t know.

(Warning - the following could be a real comment...it’s really good): Nice post. Thanks for, visiting my blog page dude. I will email you soon. I did not realise thatn.

  • Dear site, Thank, you too dude! E-mail me any time you want. You are either the best spammer or the best fake-spammer I’ve ever met. Congrats.

And there you have it! Another awesome month of spam! Be sure to check out the first Spam post here.

 

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Laura is an author, wife, actress, and mother. She's also married to our Creative Director Eric.