Don't Ever Let This Happen To Your Daughter


Alright, I have a confession. To me, most babies look the same, and they are always dressed so plain that I can't if they are boys or girls. A good solution to that problem would be to wear a shirt that says either "boy" or "girl". A bad solution would be these fake bangs for your child. From the site:

Our patent pending HAIR+band accessory combination allows baby girl's (with little or no hair at all) the opportunity to have a beautifully realistic HAIR style in a SNAP!! It's quick, easy and baby barely knows it's there.

Silky strands of Monofiber Kanekalon are used to create our Baby Bangs! Hair Strands. Kanekalon is the most realistic man-made hair fiber available.

Just when we thought people couldn't get any more narcissistic, well there ya' go. A couple questions:

  1. Can babies even tell if they have hair?
  2. Do baby girls feel upset about not having hair?
  3. Is Kanekalon really the most realistic man-made hair fiber? Because that stuff looks fake.

Here is your Bro Council, Approved parenting tip of the day: don't buy these things. You're welcome.

[Source - Baby-Bangs]

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