Caption Replacement One
"Princess? I'll just marry for money someday" / "I ate glue today" / "Seriously my name is WHAT?"
Caption Replacement Two
"More poles" / "More windows to lick" / "My dad was Kareem, and he played for the Lakers"
Caption Replacement Three
"You'll be seeing Lily Lohan on TV someday" / "Stupid is, as stupid does" / "The crown is real, I own a country in the middle east"
(Editor's Note: Pat sent me this in an email titled "few captions since I know ill get censored' - he was right)
