Virginia Is For Lovers - Tampa Bay Is For Vampires

Somewhere Hugh Hefner is doubling his security.Ok, pay attention here...so many questions:*WTH was and elderly man in a motorized wheelchair doing sleeping at an abandoned Hooters?*Just how hard do you have to NOT try to catch someone to let a geezer in a wheelchair get away?*What is going through your head that makes you want to jump on a handicapped old men and start eating them?Check Out The Article: Tampa Bay Is For Vampires

Apparently, sales associates at Sprint are getting a tutorial on the iPhone 4 in their stores as we speak. It seems pretty clear that the iPhone will be launching on Sprint, and often times an old model is used in presentations so details of a new model aren't leaked. That all adds up to a good possibility that Sprint will be getting both the iPhone 4 and iPhone 5. So what would the benefit be in waiting for Sprint? Unlimited data. All of the other carriers are capping data plans, and that's not great for us. Do you want to keep checking your balance online hoping that you're staying under your allotted data plan? Stick with AT&T... Read More

Our first music recommendation and interview with the artist - we may even have some free music for you.The Beard Team USA National Beard and Mustache Championships? Not only will we be there, but we'll have backstage access.Plus, stay tuned for our first celebrity interview.

Live bacteria creating a billboard? Only in Canada. Why do I say "Only In Canada" you ask? Well, because according to the Bro-Ipedia, Canada has only ever contributed ice hockey and Rachel McAdams to the world. We're just much bigger fans of the US and Sweden. Anyway, apparently Warner Brothers wanted to promote the new movie Contagion in a unique way and created this ad which grew from bacteria in order to make a billboard. Pretty cool actually...I think I have an idea for the new Bro Council Corporate Headquarters sign. Link: Bacterial Billboard - Montreal Gazette

The guy who dressed up like Gumby last week to rob a convenience store turned himself in to police on Tuesday night. They said they were just messing around, and detectives are forwarding the case to the District Attorney to see if charges will be filed. Who wants to start printing "Free Gumby" shirts now in preparation for the mad amount of money you'll make if they go to jail? Weezy ain't got nothing on you Gumby! Link: Gumby May Go To The Pokey And yes, that's the actual costume - the robbers/pranksters should put it up on eBay. It would look great at Bro Council Headquarters.

The Developer Preview of Windows 8 was released today. I can't stress that enough: Developer Preview. This is a very early version that is full of bugs and probably won't work right on your machine. Unless you don't care about losing all the data on your computer and potentially having a huge repair bill if you can't fix your machine, don't even think about downloading it.But, if you have an extra computer laying around, know how to create and format a new partition without losing data, or just don't care about potentially losing your music and photo collection click here to download the next version of Windows.Click... Read More

So let me get this straight: you're gonna sue a fast food chain because you're fat and can't fit in their seats? Have you even heard of a booth? It's a mini bed with a table; I'm sure your familiar with that right?Maybe when you stopped being able to SEE your feet (Editors Note: there was another description here of the size of the man, but it was removed for content - Pat, you're censored again. Congratulations, I think you're going for the consecutive censors award!) you should have stopped eating fast food. Then you're gonna sue? Put the fork down.Link: White Castle Fan Sues. You Stay Classy, Fan

Spreading the word to barbarian Scandinavia? Done! Not only did our friend sign on to become an ambassador, all we needed to give him in exchange was a company car, diplomatic immunity,  some snickers, and straight cash homie. Rachel just received an email from Sweden today too, so apparently we're catching on there. How does this affect you? We need more ambassadors here in the great USA.How can you become an ambassador for Bro Council you ask? Good question - and here's some answers:Add us on Facebook and Twitter - when more people sign up, we look way more important.Promote Bro Council with flyers, wallpapers, and icons you can find on this... Read More

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