Don't Feed The Animals. Seriously.

I lived in southern Ohio for four years, and I saw a lot of strange stuff. I once saw a drunk guy dressed as a lobster play hide-and-seek on a public street with a gigantic stuffed bulldog on a Tuesday night unrelated to Halloween. I saw six guys dress up as GI Joes and pose as statues for three hours straight and I even saw an impromptu flashmob pillow fight take place in the middle of an intersection while I sat at a red light. But this takes the cake for the weirdest thing I've ever seen in southern Ohio. Even weirder than the thousands of pairs of random panties found along a roadway. This place was some sort of small-town zoo in Zanesville.... Read More

The DeLorean - one of my favorite cars as a child (because of Back To The Future), a durable and rugged vehicle (because of the solid steel body), and a corporate disaster (because the company lost 2,500 jobs and over $100 million). But, it's still an awesome car because of the Back To The Future connection. And a company called DMC in Texas has been producing them for years using original frames that were bought out of liquidation, and a claimed "80% original" parts in the "new" vehicles. They start at around $57,000 and are completely awesome. In an attempt to keep up with the "Green" movement, the DMC Company has decided to add... Read More

Ok people, have you ever heard of the Zombie Walks? According to the World Zombie Day website, the walks are "a day when all fans of zombie culture can join together in an international effort to alleviate world hunger. At all World Zombie Day zombie walks, participating living dead are encouraged to bring a non-perishable food item donations for local food banks." That sounds good and all, but lets get serious; the real reason people do this is so they can dress up like zombies and walk around cities all over the world without being institutionalized. Image © Cory Cousins Here's the problem...Dublin, Ireland may have taken the title of the... Read More

I saw an ad on Facebook last night that read "Is your man the manliest man?" and absolutely had to click on it, for the sake of all of you Bros. Was it an ad for Epic Meal Time? ESPN? Nose hair clippers? No, it was an ad for diamond jewelry. Seriously. Blue Nile is holding a contest to find "Manliest of the Manly" to win a diamond engagement ring and dream proposal in NYC. Apparently even the manliest of men is a sucker for shiny jewelry and flash-mob proposals.  If you think you're manly enough to meet their criteria of "wrestling wild boar while wearing a ham necklace," (which makes me think of this commercial for Degree Men)  then enter here.

Thank you Arron Asham for giving Bro Council an idea for a new segment. And without further ado, here is the first Bro Council Hockey Fight Of The Week. Wow, nice "Go To Sleep" sign Asham. CM Punk would be proud, and actually...he was. Check out his Twitter:

Either he's full of crap or he just made chuck Norris look like a pansy. Link: Surfer stood on great white shark's back off Oregon coast

$9.72 billion dollars in revenue, $2.73 billion dollars in net income, 40 million new social networking users. Psssh. C'mon Google...is that all you got? Bro Council just launched free membership, and we have a better staff of writers than the Big Goog - your blog about your earnings was boring. We did a poll*, and the results are in: *(Full Disclosure: The poll included Ray and his Grandfather.)

  In honor of beard week, here's another video of the best beard in baseball Brian Wilson. Who's the best team in basketball history? Here's Brian's take. We think he likes the Celtics. And Larry Bird. And short-shorts.

Remember Skynet from the Terminator movies? The self-aware, super intelligent, human-killing machine? Good...spread the word, because it's about to make a return. Here's the steps to a new Skynet: The US Government decides to commission unmanned drone aircraft to defend us. The drone aircraft's get infected with a computer virus. Technicians go to a web page to view instructions on how to remove the virus (yes, you read that right) The virus keeps coming back. Arnold Schwarzenegger announces that he's really a robot and must kill John Connor. End of the world. Alright, those last two lines aren't true....yet. But the rest of it is. A computer... Read More