Bro Council: We're About To Rock Your World

It's been almost a year, but we're back and ready to give you the best news, funniest articles, and biggest beards in the world. Today is our official relaunch of Bro Council....tomorrow we start kicking out the awesome articles you remember from us. We have a lot of what you loved about the site before, and some new things coming up too: Rachel is back with her Ask Rachel articles.  Get her some questions guys! Pat is still borderline offensive in pretty much everything he writes. Hannah moved to Chicago, graduated college, and is now ready to kick it up a notch. Kristin is still going to post up the funny things she... Read More

I was born, raised, and currently live in Northwestern Pennsylvania, so I am a hillbilly by default. The folks here are proud to be called rednecks…in fact, it is easy to relate to Jeff Foxworthy's “you might be a redneck if” jokes. If it isn’t true for us, it’s true for someone we know. We love our hunting, NASCAR racing, country music, and beer. Schools actually close for the first day or two of hunting season, simply because they know at least 90% of the teachers and students would not be at school; they'd be in the woods drooling and waiting for the perfect buck to appear. Then after they shoot and gut it, they throw it in the back of their... Read More

I didn't mean to become Bro Council's crime reporter, but this is just too funny (and heartwarming) to not write about. Mark Eskelsen, a homeless man in Portland, Oregon, jumped a fence and climbed, naked, into a suburban family's hot tub. He then called 911 and told the dispatcher he was the sheriff. Later, after he admitted to the dispatcher that he wasn't the sheriff, he had just been yelling for about 90 minutes, and he wanted a "hug, and a warm cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it." Instead, the police showed up and arrested him (still naked) and charged him with trespassing and improper use of 911. No word on whether he ever got a... Read More

So Bro Council was posted on Twitter by Jenn Brown of ESPN yesterday. Yeah, we're ballers. Thanks Jenn Brown! You just made yourself the front-runner for "Woman of the Year" when we announce the Bro Council awards later this year. Chad Ochocinco...your turn. (Editor's Note: This article ran in the very early days of the site. I was going to archive it, but I left it up to show how far we've come. Nostalgia is great!)

This is the most exciting news to hit the Bro Council offices since Rick announced his resignation from the Old Spice commercials to come work for us. Seriously, how cool is this? I have always been a fan of hoverboards, DeLoreans, and auto-lacing sneakers because of that movie. Oh, and Lea Thompson. I had a huge crush on her back in the day. You know what's impressive though? Someone has already made their own pair and they look great. Check out the video at the bottom of this article. Seriously though, get on the Hoverboard ball Mattel! UPDATE! - In other news, there is apparently a new Back To The Future video game in the works. How awesome... Read More

Hi Rachel, I am an avid hockey fan and would love to find a female companion to partake in some NHL games with me. Why do the only females I meet who like hockey look very, well, rugged? Also, to expand on this for those who currently have a girlfriend, how can you get them to enjoy this fantastic sport if they are currently opposed to it? - Confused Hockey Guy Rachel's Take: Well hello, Confused Hockey Guy! I want to begin by insisting that there are an abundance of hot females out there who LOVE going to hockey games and are just waiting to meet a respectable hockey loving dude like yourself...but they probably won’t know or care... Read More

I rock the dual monitor setup. It’s the only way to live. If you don’t rock dual monitors (or more) stop reading right now because this won’t apply to you. Let’s say I’m at work and want to watch something on Hulu. I can fire it up on one monitor and do some work on the other monitor. Not a problem.  However, I do not want to watch a show on a tiny, little default video player inside my browser. I want it full screen. I click the button to make the video full screen and it’s glorious. I go back to my second screen and click on an e-mail and my full sized video on my other monitor goes back to its default size. It’s horrible. No matter... Read More