Ferrari's Horsepower Stable

As if being obscenely rich weren’t enough, but then I see this…and loathe them even more. Heck with it, I've had enough of Bro Council's low wages and Ray's constant harassment in the office - I'm going to work here. (Editor's Note - the picture of Pat and a monkey has nothing to do with a Ferrari. Pat said on his @brocouncilpat Twitter handle that I was Photoshopping pictures of him to make him look silly - this proves Photoshop isn't necessary.)

This has to be one of funniest stories of all summer thanks in part to the picture. A monkey takes his own picture, yet Ray can't figure out FaceTime on his iPhone. (Editors Note - AKA Ray - I don't even own an iPhone anymore, and thanks to Pat's insult I am going to ignore the easy comeback of making Pat look like the monkey in the intro picture, and will just get him back later.) Monkey Steals Camera

And who said Jackie Chan doesn't have the moves anymore at his age?

It's been almost a year, but we're back and ready to give you the best news, funniest articles, and biggest beards in the world. Today is our official relaunch of Bro Council....tomorrow we start kicking out the awesome articles you remember from us. We have a lot of what you loved about the site before, and some new things coming up too: Rachel is back with her Ask Rachel articles.  Get her some questions guys! Pat is still borderline offensive in pretty much everything he writes. Hannah moved to Chicago, graduated college, and is now ready to kick it up a notch. Kristin is still going to post up the funny things she... Read More

I was born, raised, and currently live in Northwestern Pennsylvania, so I am a hillbilly by default. The folks here are proud to be called rednecks…in fact, it is easy to relate to Jeff Foxworthy's “you might be a redneck if” jokes. If it isn’t true for us, it’s true for someone we know. We love our hunting, NASCAR racing, country music, and beer. Schools actually close for the first day or two of hunting season, simply because they know at least 90% of the teachers and students would not be at school; they'd be in the woods drooling and waiting for the perfect buck to appear. Then after they shoot and gut it, they throw it in the back of their... Read More

I didn't mean to become Bro Council's crime reporter, but this is just too funny (and heartwarming) to not write about. Mark Eskelsen, a homeless man in Portland, Oregon, jumped a fence and climbed, naked, into a suburban family's hot tub. He then called 911 and told the dispatcher he was the sheriff. Later, after he admitted to the dispatcher that he wasn't the sheriff, he had just been yelling for about 90 minutes, and he wanted a "hug, and a warm cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it." Instead, the police showed up and arrested him (still naked) and charged him with trespassing and improper use of 911. No word on whether he ever got a... Read More

So Bro Council was posted on Twitter by Jenn Brown of ESPN yesterday. Yeah, we're ballers. Thanks Jenn Brown! You just made yourself the front-runner for "Woman of the Year" when we announce the Bro Council awards later this year. Chad Ochocinco...your turn. (Editor's Note: This article ran in the very early days of the site. I was going to archive it, but I left it up to show how far we've come. Nostalgia is great!)