Bad Parenting: Drug Dealing Babies

So a couple of really smart drug dealers thought it would be a great idea to bring along children to a drug deal. Brilliant idea, geniuses! Alright, the sarcasm is over. Really? Two women were negotiating the sale of prescription drugs outside of a Rite Aid when a three year old in the back seat pulled the trigger of a 12 gauge Mossberg shotgun. The women pulled the kids out of the car and the guy buying the drugs rolled off. They're all in custody now. Now I grew up with guns and shooting from a small age. But if I even thought about aiming at anything but the targets I'd get a whipping. I'm pretty sure if I shot out the roof of the car, I'd have been neutered. Link: Toddler Dirty Harry

f8 is the conference for developers and entrepreneurs who are involved with Facebook. Mark Zuckerberg gives the keynote, and then talks about what new stuff is coming down the pipeline for Facebook. Bro Council is checking out the updates for you so you can read the highlights and not be bored like we are. Here we go: Zuckerberg Is On Stage Facebook had a half a billion users in a single day last week - first time ever Mark Zuckerberg is really awkward speaking Probably needs to study more He also reads a teleprompter like Jimmy Fallon did on SNL - way too much Facebook Timeline is introduced People clapped for no reason - there was just the name on... Read More

So this guy decided to vandalize his ex-wifes house. Good move. Putting chicken in the heating vents of a house can be a great prank to pull on your friends, but you're friends with your friends. You're not friends with your ex-wife. Not only did he put the chicken in the heating system, but he also poured bleach into her baby grand piano and left cleat marks on her newly refinished wooden floors. Oh, and he erased her computer hard drive too according to the court records. So now this former state lobbyist-turned prankster is going to spend up to 18 months in jail. Another prank, another idiot, another conviction. Link: Don't Be Stupid (via TheDenverChannel) Read the Warrant Here: Arrest Warrant

Yes...you read that right. Passing up the NFL for college. Now this is a cool story. Jason Wright was a running back who was undrafted out of Northwestern and spent his NFL career with Atlanta, Cleveland, and finally in Arizona. He's now an ex-NFL player because he turned down a two year contract worth more than $2 million. He turned it down for a few reasons, and as you read the article you'll see that his wife had a lot to do with it, but he cites family, God, and college in his decision. That's pretty cool. Jason now wants to finish his education and eventually open up a charter school for students. He and his wife have already been helping... Read More

So a Dallas woman had her afro searched recently by the TSA for a bomb and now she's upset about it. I don't know why she's upset - as you can see in the picture on the left, there's clearly a bomb in there. Click the link for an interview with Isis Brantley about her bomb afro. Video: NBC-DFW Afro Bomb

A car salesman in Chicago decided to wear a Packers tie to work before last year's NFC Championship game against the hometown Chicago Bears. Why did he do it? To honor his grandmother who was a Packers fan and died a few days before the game. What happened to him? He was fired. Fast forward to today, and he's one of the top salesman at a competing local dealer. Nice work, John Stone. I'm not a Browns fan, but if Pat ever wore his Browns tie around the Bro Council office I wouldn't fire him. I would just laugh at him for being a Browns fan. That's painful enough. Link: Yahoo

In other news; Elvis announces that he's dead, and newspapers around the world are announcing that the Japanese have surrendered and World War II is over. So I looked it up and they apparently have released 4 albums in the past 10 years, and in 2007 they were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Not too bad for an irrelevant band! Way to last way past your prime R.E.M. - at least Brett Favre almost made it to the Super Bowl in his next to last year. Link: R.E.M Calls It Quits (via Forbes)