Remember Skynet from the Terminator movies? The self-aware, super intelligent, human-killing machine? Good...spread the word, because it's about to make a return. Here's the steps to a new Skynet: The US Government decides to commission unmanned drone aircraft to defend us. The drone aircraft's get infected with a computer virus. Technicians go to a web page to view instructions on how to remove the virus (yes, you read that right) The virus keeps coming back. Arnold Schwarzenegger announces that he's really a robot and must kill John Connor. End of the world. Alright, those last two lines aren't true....yet. But the rest of it is. A computer... Read More
In honor of Bro Council's trip to the Beard Team USA National Championships this past weekend, BuzzFeed.com has "The 15 Craziest Beards from Around the World." Number 9 looks like waffle fries, I'm pretty sure number 13 owns a tattoo parlor by my house, and number 14 is clearly Sherlock Holmes, but other than that, they are all pretty much fantastic...or fantastically gross, depending on your perception of face fur. (Editor's Note: I counted at least three of those people who were in Lancaster for the championships. Sweet.) Link: 15 Craziest Beards from Around the World
In celebration of the Beard Team USA National Championships, we've been trying to find other awesome beards around the web. Brian Wilson of the San Francisco Giants is definitely in the category of awesome beards, and he's also pretty funny. We recently found a video of Brian talking to Chris Rose about "The Machine". We didn't know what "The Machine" was so we did a little digging. Now, you have to watch the video to see what's going on. Hint: it's payback to Chris Rose for an earlier prank.
From BuzzFeed.com, they have a series of photographs of guys being scared silly at a haunted house in California. A lot of them are younger than the Bro Council audience, but I've learned several things from these photos: It's not Bro Council approved to touch other guys in haunted houses. They really like backwards hats in California. Grabbing on to your bro's shirt is clearly the best way to protect yourself from undead zombies and ghosts. Check it out here: Scared Bros at a Haunted House For those of you new to Bro Council, that's Pat that I Photoshooped into the picture on the left. We make fun of him a lot on here.
We haven't written about Epic Meal Time yet, and it's about time we start. They've made gigantic S'mores, an omelette with 84 eggs (no, that's not a typo), and tequila tacos. But this one is definitely their masterpiece: The Sloppy Roethlisberger Aside from the fact that the "chef" in this video looks like a cross between Ray and Will Ferrell, there is also 20 pounds of bacon, 13 pounds of ground beef and 11 pounds of sausage in this manly meat monstrosity. You could also probably feed the entire Steelers roster with a Sloppy Roethlisberger, considering it has over 100,000 calories. Here's a random comparison chart of what 100,000 calories looks... Read More