Connor Whelihan is just like any 14 year old boy, he likes paintball, he saved his money to order an upgrade for it, and then received Viagra instead.
The outside box looked just like a standard order and was addressed to the right person, but when Connor opened it he found generic Viagra, massage oils, and an adult DVD. The inner package was addressed to someone in Tokyo, Japan. Now Connor has Viagra and some guy in Japan has a paintball barrel instead of cheap drugs. Everyone loses here.
Apparently his mom was there while he was opening the incorrect package. To know what was going through her mind at the time would be awesome! She's... Read More
Three 19 year old kids in California allegedly decided to try and steal beer from the Baja Ranch Market outside of Los Angeles. According to police, two of them grabbed a 30 pack of beer while a third waited outside in the getaway car. An employee jumped on the hood of their car after trying to stop them and they wrecked into a curb and the employee was thrown from the car.
Does it get better? Yes.
One of the kids Nicholas Fiumetto, the kid on the right in the mugshots above, ran through a car wash. Yep, the car wash was active and an officer was waiting for him on the other side by the time he fought through the rollers. All three suspects were arrested, and... Read More
Who's William Zabka you ask? Ok, fair enough...how about I send Johnny Lawrence over to sweep your leg? Then you'll remember William Zabka (at least you will if you're over the age of 25). William Zabka: 80's teen villian and current Rascal Flatts director.
Yep, Johnny Lawrence of the Cobra Kai Dojo now directs music videos for Rascal Flatts.
Click "Read More" to see the video and some other fun stats about Johhny/William.
Important milestones in the life of Zabka:
Karate Kid was his first movie.
He starred in several B-Movies, including Just One Of The Guys where he plays a bodybuilder who bullies a girl who is pretending to be a guy.
After... Read More
If you said Ryan Fitzpatrick, you're either lying or the Anchor Bar is your favorite place for wings. Two of these gridiron legends faced off this weekend, and as far as bad quarterbacking goes neither of them were slouches. But only one of them could be a loser, and yesterday Tom Brady was the loser. Let's break down some stats:
Touchdowns: Brady - 4/Fitzpatrick - 2Winner: Brady
Interceptions: Brady - 4/Fitzpatrick - 2
Winner: Fitzpatrick
Yards: Brady - 387/Fitzpatrick - 369
Winner: Brady
Rating: Brady - 86.1/Fitzpatrick - 92.6
Winner: Fitzpatrick
Touchdowns Dropped By Ochocinco: Brady - 1/Fitzpatrick - 0
Loser: Ochocinco
Wins: Brady - 0/Fitzpatrick -... Read More
So a couple of really smart drug dealers thought it would be a great idea to bring along children to a drug deal. Brilliant idea, geniuses!
Alright, the sarcasm is over. Really? Two women were negotiating the sale of prescription drugs outside of a Rite Aid when a three year old in the back seat pulled the trigger of a 12 gauge Mossberg shotgun. The women pulled the kids out of the car and the guy buying the drugs rolled off. They're all in custody now.
Now I grew up with guns and shooting from a small age. But if I even thought about aiming at anything but the targets I'd get a whipping. I'm pretty sure if I shot out the roof of the car, I'd have been neutered.
Link: Toddler Dirty Harry
f8 is the conference for developers and entrepreneurs who are involved with Facebook. Mark Zuckerberg gives the keynote, and then talks about what new stuff is coming down the pipeline for Facebook. Bro Council is checking out the updates for you so you can read the highlights and not be bored like we are. Here we go:
Zuckerberg Is On Stage
Facebook had a half a billion users in a single day last week - first time ever
Mark Zuckerberg is really awkward speaking
Probably needs to study more
He also reads a teleprompter like Jimmy Fallon did on SNL - way too much
Facebook Timeline is introduced
People clapped for no reason - there was just the name on... Read More
So this guy decided to vandalize his ex-wifes house. Good move.
Putting chicken in the heating vents of a house can be a great prank to pull on your friends, but you're friends with your friends. You're not friends with your ex-wife.
Not only did he put the chicken in the heating system, but he also poured bleach into her baby grand piano and left cleat marks on her newly refinished wooden floors. Oh, and he erased her computer hard drive too according to the court records.
So now this former state lobbyist-turned prankster is going to spend up to 18 months in jail.
Another prank, another idiot, another conviction.
Link: Don't Be Stupid (via TheDenverChannel)
Read the Warrant Here: Arrest Warrant