So let me get this straight: you're gonna sue a fast food chain because you're fat and can't fit in their seats? Have you even heard of a booth? It's a mini bed with a table; I'm sure your familiar with that right?Maybe when you stopped being able to SEE your feet (Editors Note: there was another description here of the size of the man, but it was removed for content - Pat, you're censored again. Congratulations, I think you're going for the consecutive censors award!) you should have stopped eating fast food. Then you're gonna sue? Put the fork down.Link: White Castle Fan Sues. You Stay Classy, Fan
Spreading the word to barbarian Scandinavia? Done! Not only did our friend sign on to become an ambassador, all we needed to give him in exchange was a company car, diplomatic immunity, some snickers, and straight cash homie. Rachel just received an email from Sweden today too, so apparently we're catching on there. How does this affect you? We need more ambassadors here in the great USA.How can you become an ambassador for Bro Council you ask? Good question - and here's some answers:Add us on Facebook and Twitter - when more people sign up, we look way more important.Promote Bro Council with flyers, wallpapers, and icons you can find on this... Read More
Yep, you read that right. Apparently a company called Legend3D is re-releasing Top Gun in 3D. The company takes classic movies, updates them into 3D, and then shares in the revenue that the film makes. What's the Bro Council take on this?3D is pretty lame in movies, but Top Gun is one of the best movies of all time (and it stars a pre-crazy Tom Cruise) so the glory of hearing Kenny Loggins belt out Danger Zone on the big screen outweighs the crappy 3D effects we're bound to see. Bro Council, Approved.Link: Top Gun 3DBonus: Click the "Read More" link to see a picture of Kelly McGillis then and now.
Somehow I don't think this will be part of a recruiting video. What you're about to see is Bennett Presser, the coach of Coastal Carolina, talk about what his team needs to do to win more. Coastal Carolina: what can I say about it other than they have a mascot name no one can pronounce (a Chanticleer?). I spend as much time as I can near the campus at my families beach place. The campus is nice, the weather's great, and the founder of Hooters paid for their beautiful football stadium. But either playing in that kind of summer South Carolina heat has gotten to the coach here, or someone spiked his sweet tea at practice.
"Princess? I'll just marry for money someday" / "I ate glue today" / "Seriously my name is WHAT?" "More poles" / "More windows to lick" / "My dad was Kareem, and he played for the Lakers" "You'll be seeing Lily Lohan on TV someday" / "Stupid is, as stupid does" / "The crown is real, I own a country in the middle east" (Editor's Note: Pat sent me this in an email titled "few captions since I know ill get censored' - he was right)