Pranks: Pat Style

Pat would like to post some of his favorite tricks to play on people. The picture to your left is a prank that was played on him. This is his payback.... GARAGE SALE: Place an ad in the classified section of your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim. Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. all items in the backyard, Just come around back and Come early!OIL SPOT: At night, pour used oil underneath the victim's car while parked in the driveway. Pour enough that will be alarming. Continue to do this each night. The subject will spend great deals of money trying to get... Read More

On my way out the door to start my day, I noticed Bubba, the 8-year-old neighbor boy, running down the street in the rain - shirtless and shoeless...definitely not usual attire for a fall rain in Western Pennsylvania. He was shooting his little toy pistol at invisible bad guys, fearlessly defending Hillbilly America before heading off to school. Bubba is rocking a new haircut...a mohawk, and it appeared as though he had just finished his usual breakfast - a 2 liter of Mountain Dew. I thought briefly about making small talk with Bubba about his new haircut or his lack of a shirt and shoes, but decided I really didn't feel like engaging in conversation with... Read More

It's Tuesday, so that means another episode of Roommates. The first ever web series from Bro Council, and the best web series. Ever. In this week's episode, Todd ruins all that Robbie makes good in the house. Click here to see all of the Roommates Episodes that have been released so far, and submit your own ideas for future videos.

I've been egging, played mailbox baseball, heck I've even exchanged gunfire with a farmer borrowing some of his corn...ya' know we just wanted to spread the Halloween spirit. OK, so it was BB guns and bottle rockets versus his shot gun loaded with rock salt. Yes, it does sting. But I never thought to chuck a pumpkin at someone. Here in the colonies we launch those out of cannons. A 64 year old dude from Oakmont, Pennsylvania was hit by a pumpkin - in the face - thrown from a car that drove past him. Wow. His wife said: "You like to think it’s a prank but I don’t think the kids really realize the danger involved in what it is. Someone truly could've been... Read More

It doesn't matter what side you're on, this is funny. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visits Occupy Wall Street on the Conan O'Brien show.

After one too many accidents Ray wears one of these when he goes out at night. But in all seriousness, this is why other countries hate us. They don't have clean water and we are too lazy to pick up poo. Oh and to those (especially in my neighborhood) who are too lazy to pick up after your pet, get rid of your pet you lazy sacks of brainless meat. Oh, and shoot yourselves! Link: Magic Poop Collector Because I haven't been censored in while: Sometimes you just ... (AND HE'S CENSORED AGAIN) Link: Man Murders Wife for Breaking His "Star Wars" Toys Check back for more next week!... Read More

This was on my Facebook feed this morning. Obviously some people can't understand sarcasm. By the way, what's PSU? Of course, the names are blocked out to protect identity's...mostly mine. (And yes, I was kidding about PSU...if you didn't know that, let me know your Facebook name so I can get some more material.)